douglaswolk:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website. (via Badass of the Week: Julie D’Aubigny, La Maupin) (thank you, Rachel!)

magicalboobs:

gypsiez:

• be thin
• have a vagina
• give birth
• cook for you
• have long hair
• wear makeup
• have sex with you
• be feminine
• be graceful
• shave
• be white
• diet
• be fashionable
• wear pink
• love men
• be the media’s idea of perfection
• listen to your bullshit

Even I need to be reminded of some of these things occasionally. 

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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

(Source: rubywhiterabbit)

im-cool-like-that:

Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Steps To Get To Oatmeal [x]

 #omg that last gif #weeee. plop

(Source: goodbyeforeverfatty)

So, there’s this girl called Kristin who I met through tumblr and she is now my tumblr wife and I couldn’t have been more happy with the outcome, even though I seem to have missed my own wedding xD but anyway. And she just makes me happy, like really happy, she always makes me smile and laugh and just want to be a better person. Words cannot express how much impact she has had on me and how deeply I love her and I just want to tell you all (all 15 of you, I see you and appreciate you more than you’ll ever know) to follow her, while at the same time I just want to keep her to myself, cause I’m selfish like that.. That’s not really an option, so you should all go and follow this most amazing of persons because of awesomeness and bliss.

This is her: http://swirlandswing.tumblr.com/

swirlandswing:

Sometimes I go on my own blog and hit the shuffle button, and then laughter ensues for many minutes :(

j4mis0n:

s3ssion:

Okay so, this is my bro  , some of you have probably seen him in my recent videos here & yesterday around noon, we were playing outside by the street and he ran into the middle and didn’t look both ways . he got hit by a car , thank god it wasn’t going to fast and he got hit on his leg it’s broken and needs surgery on it , i fucking love this kid with all my life man, I’d do anything for him even though he can be an ass sometimes -_- but that’s not the point , his mom and him moved in with my family like last week cause the landowner threw both of them at of the house and the dad left them and went back to Peru so I take care of him. btw he’s really nephew but he’s more of a little brother to me cause he just means that much to me. I really need your guy’s help , i finally got adsense and it would mean so much if you guys can help me just by clicking it once , i really need to help my bro man i want to hear him laughing again and saying my name , i can’t live without this kid, please help.  please pray for him :/ click here and click my ad and stay there for ONE minute and leave the page, please & thank you guys :/

reblog or die.

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“In the middle of the table, against the woven cloths upon the wall, there was a chair under a canopy, and there sat a lady fair to look upon, and so like was she in form of womanhood to Elrond that Frodo guessed that she was one of his close kindred. Young she was and yet not so. The braids of her dark hair were touched by no frost, her white arms and clear face were flawless and smooth, and the light of stars was in her bright eyes, grey as a cloudless night; yet queenly she looked, and thought and knowledge were in her glance, as of one who has known many things that the years bring.”

(Source: glorfindels)

fuckyeahbuffy:

Alyson Hannigan and her stunt doubles on set.

obstinatrix:

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nextyearsgirl:

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soultired:

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inflateablefilth:

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artemispotter:

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This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

/An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Christians do.

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(mic drop)

^ let me love you

(Source: drunkonstevphen)

neraiutsuze:

#Jack Sparrow: Accepting You for Whatever Gender You Decide to Be Since 2003

#There should be a Captain in that tag somewhere

 #Jack Sparrow: Captaining You for Whatever Captain You Captain to Captain since Captain